Season 3 - Hollywood Wives
Jennifer and Dana experience a wild and crazy start to Jackie Collins' acclaimed novel, Hollywood Wives. Helen Ellis, author and friend of the Podcast, reads the prologue that she wrote for this incredible book. Jennifer and Dana get excited that it's now spooky season where layering is necessary and witchcraft is acceptable, lament the difficulty of finding a good pair of jeans, and marvel at the mathletic and amazing Grace Hopper.
Season 2 - The World Is Full of Married Men
"Helen Ellis Author Interview"
Jennifer and Dana interview best-selling author Helen Ellis and discuss moving from small town Deep South to NYC, "The Land of Rye." Helen talks about overcoming self-perceived writing failure and getting back in the game. The moral of the story is that it is extremely fun to do the unexpected and just be a grown-ass lady in your "F***-It 50's!"
"Real Georgia Pussy"
Jennifer and Dana wrap up The World is Full of Married Men with the Season 2 Finale! They discuss their current living situation as roommates, being too tired to attend virtual lip psychic events, not getting their vibrators mixed up, mirrors above beds, and their shared love of Elvis's Jungle Room.
"Eyes Down Here, Ladies!"
Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 11-12 with special guest Knox Jernigan, the bachelor heir to a margarine fortune. Listen for a special British accent competition, a trombone impersonation, a waterless cookware experience and lots of judging each other's life decisions.
"Who's Resigned NOW Bitch?!"
Jennifer and Dana, known as the "Social Workers of Romance Novels," cover Chapters 9-10 and discover that they are vintage-minded and sexually-accommodating, chat about guys wearing half shirts, give a lesson on staying professional when you shit your pants, and try to understand the trend of high-priced couture dicky shirt inserts.
"Dick in Danger"
Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 7-8 and discuss which sex positions get you into the biggest predicaments as well as reveal the Feng Shui secret for bringing the perfect mate in you life. The girls are astonished at the revelation that they both sleep walk, and that Jen once had a haunted painting in her bedroom.
"If You Don't Like it, Don't Look"
Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 5-6 while on vacation together where they take their friendship to the next level and welcome Scandalous Mom, Tina, to the pod to show off some of her gorgeous jewelry. The girls give out several PSAs, including how to drive in a parking lot and when to leave (spoiler alert: when he calls you a bitch). Also discussed is a stategy to peruse the pantry in search of a carb, and how to not let your ovaries get in the way of the beakers if you are a "lady scientist."
"Classy as Shit"
Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 3-4 and marvel at the concept of 1968 dishwashers, wonder where in the world is Knightsbridge (Spoiler Alert - litterally right next to Hyde Park), tell their favorite "walk of shame" stories, dissect a beatnik sex scene and introduce the fun new game "Get the F*** Out NOW!"
"You Are My #3 Mistress"
Jennifer and Dana dig into Jackie's debut novel, The World is Full of Married Men, and cover chapters 1-2. The girls are back from vacation and talk about fabulous fan gifts they received, UFOs (but more specifically, alien probes), their own personal protest stories, and the sensuous, savage, shocking world of show business.
Season 1 - American Star: A Love Story
"Jamie Brenner - 'Blush' Author Interview"
Jennifer and Dana interview best-selling author Jamie Brenner and discuss her amazing new novel, Blush! Girl talk includes sneaking Jackie Collins books into the house in 8th grade, the comparison of wine to women (spoileralert: the older vines produce less grapes, but the grapes are FABULOUS), living in 1990's New York City, and renegotiating your life in your 50's (spoiler alert #2: the second act can be even better than the first act when it comes to life).
"Scandalous Diamonds Stops for No Man"
In the Season One Finale, Jennifer and Dana record from the road while on vacation together. The gals cover Book Four (Chapters 81-86), ending the journey of American Star: A Love Story and determine once and for all that this isn't the Codcast, the Funeral Podcast or a True Crime Podcast. They recount their recent shared ER experience, the insect that tried to assassinate Jen, underwater sex, imagine what Frannie and DW would be like as godparents, and wrap up with the announcement of the Jackie Collins book that will be covered in the upcoming Season Two of Scandalous Diamonds.
"Fine... I'll Just Masturbate Again"
Jennifer and Dana cover all of Book Three (Chapters 74-80) and announce the Scandalous Chakras, bond over making fun of people who talk on speaker phone in public places, their love of Dudley Moore and discover that they each have very different vacation styles while on cruises and are both really mediocre at dirty talk.
"I'm Sorry I Glossed Over the Threesome"
Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 69-73, concluding Book Two. This epic episode brings back the bend and snap dance move while the girls extensively discuss body piercings, a funny fetus story, ladies who baby shower, and what you do when literally in Rome (spoiler alert: have sex).
"Random Acts of Sexness"
Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 63-68 and express their dismay over being terrible at spray tans, recount the amazingly fun Scandalous Diamonds launch party, wonder whether Queen Elizabeth reads Jackie Collins and deliver a PSA about not dating married peaople.
"Leave Your Boundaries at the Door"
Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 44 to the middle of Chapter 49 and chat about a whole town that doesn't understand consent, why the decent guys are either married or hiding, the power of ponchos, what's really inside those unmarked moving trucks and the incomparable hotness of Atticus Finch in To Kill a Mockingbird. The girls also offer their party attendance services as long as you pay all of their expenses.
“Bitch, I'm a Dermatologist!”
Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 41-43 and discuss stalking a socialite in order to get her plastic surgeon's name, whether they would survive or thrive in prison, paranormal experiences while on vacation, preach about the beauty of chubby thighs, and agree that the best space movie ever made is Spaceballs.
“A Funny Feeling Where Her Bathing Suit Touches”
Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 11 -17 and wonder if anything is legal in ‘Nam anymore. They discuss Paul Newman’s sexy looks and sexier salad dressings, pop-up Merle Haggard concerts, biker gangs and warn listeners to not throw their backs out booty groovin’ to the Scandalous Diamonds theme song.
Jennifer and Dana cover Chapters 1 & 2 of Jackie Collins' hit book American Star: A Love Story, where listeners will meet the two main characters. They put the "fun" in funerals, relive Jennifer's trauma of touching her dead grandmother who was embalmed to look like Lady Bird Johnson, and ponder the existence of Kentucky Fried Chicken outlets.
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